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solidejake

Jacob Sturges
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I do apologize to anyone on here, according to some guy that is arguing with me, I am not actually 17, I am 28. I hadn't known it myself. So yes, I am sorry. Please, if I, how he claims, "hooked up" with any of you, or did anything that would be deemed appropriate by the law, feel free to report me to the authorities, because I suppose I was asleep for 11 years straight, and am a pedophile. So if you get anybody stating that I am 28, well, must be true. If my age increases, you'll all be the first to know.
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I'm not really, just wanted to get your attention. Hi.
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Yeah, just filled out my first application ever to a job. I will be working at a Pinkberry frozen yogurt shop (assuming that I am accepted). I would very much appreciate this job, for I am not a big fan of frozen yogurt, so that whole "you'll never want ice cream if you work at an ice cream place" will not affect me, for I never liked it in the first place. Pray for me, wish me luck, do whatever you want. Thanks guys.
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Hi friends! Merry Christmas (Or 6th day of Hanukah). I guess someone told some of you to not talk to me for some reason, so I am sorry for what they said about me, but I guess it's your choice to stop talking to me! Well, happy holidays everyone!
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Hello all you beautiful people! I love you all! Happy holidays, and if you're Jewish, Happy Hanukah!
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